My aunt lives in Germany, I'm jealous right now...

A drunk German guy got tired while riding his horse so he decided to take a nap in his bank, with the horse standing by his side. He was found the next morning, when someone took this should-be-prize-winning photo:


Look at how confused that horse is.


You can read the full story here. Make sure to check out the statements made by the bank spokeswoman. I wonder if they are a translation or she spoke English.

Also, how many people do you think use horses as a primary mode of transportation in Germany?
Can you get a DUI on a horse?

Bulls are up two games to none on the defending champion Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs.

Check this picture of Andres Nocioni and Tyrus Thomas...




I read a story today on ESPN.com about Scott Skiles, the current Bulls coach, and Shaq getting into a fist fight when they were teammates back in the day on the Magic. Neither one of them will fully recount the incident, so the ESPN.com article was basically fluff, but it's still kinda cool to think about. I bet if Shaq got a clean shot at Skiles he would end his life.

Edit: that's Tyrus Thomas in the picture, not Luol Deng.

Charles Simon, the software engineer guy behind Microsoft Word, just paid twenty five million dollars to go to the International Space Station. Check him out in the picture being all blurry.